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Has-Been Comic Artist and Comic Snob Disses Cos-Players

I have to hand it to comic book artist Pat Broderick (and his limited group of Yes-men quoted in the Telegraph article).  After taking a few weeks off on highlighting public douche behavior in an attempt to encourage people to just be nice, I couldn't just ignore this one.

Comic book snobs may be the most annoying snobs out there as their snobbery comes with an astounding cross-eyed ironic blindness to their own....shortcomings.

Batman artist's Facebook rant against cosplay - Telegraph

CNN Anchor Blames Cosby Rape Victim for Not Using Her Teeth

 

Today is another DAILY DOUBLE DOUCHENOZZLE!  He's so douchey that one douchenozzle was not enough to contain his douchery.

Don Lemon Tells Bill Cosby Accuser: "There Are Ways Not To Perform Oral Sex"

Director Nolan Insults the Intelligence of His Audiences

Thanks Mr. Nolan, auteur.  Thank you for letting all of us who maybe would like to actually understand the dialogue spoken by your actors by 'splainin' how we just don't understand your artistic vision.

Christopher Nolan Breaks Silence on 'Interstellar' Sound (Exclusive)

This One Goes Out To All Those Who Do This. And You Know Who You Are.

 

Today's Daily Douchenozzle is....me.

 

A number of years ago I was heading home after work on a beautiful, sunny Friday afternoon.  At home, a picnic was being prepped for us to take our two little kids out to the park for dinner and playtime to kick off the weekend. 

I barely got 2 blocks from my job before I came to a screeching halt as a guy in a convertible, talking on his phone, came lunging out from between two cars in a line of cars in the right hand lane.  He was attempting a left-turn over 5 lanes out of a gas station.  My left lane was entirely clear of traffic except for me.  I hit my brakes immediately and hit the convertible on the driver side door and totaled my car and broke my knee (a bit of a struggle since our apartment at the time was on a second floor).

So, turns out that the driver did not have insurance (of course) because he was the victim of a dot-com business that went bust so he kept making his payments on his expensive convertible but stopped paying on his insurance.  Not the smartest decision.  Neither was his decision to follow the advice of the car in the right hand lane that was "waving him through."  The police officer who arrived on the scene referred to that act as the "wave of death" and advised both of us to never trust some stranger in a car to make life or death decisions for us.  Being the victim who was about to spend the evening in the E.R. and the next few months recovering and regaining use of my knee (thankfully not a worse injury), I took the police officer's advice to heart and I not only ignore people who offer me a "wave of death," I also don't offer the "wave" to other people even when it pisses them off.  So, with this post, I just want to salute all the people out there who think I'm a douchenozzle for not allowing them to cross in front of me and let their displeasure known by giving me the finger and mouthing profanities.

I'm sorry that I did not (and will not) be responsible for your bodily injury or death.  And next time, maybe just go up the block a bit where you can find a U-turnaround or a different light-protected option.  That way maybe we can all survive and live happily ever after.

Milionaire Fashion Designer, and Douche, Vivien Westwood Has The Cure for Poverty: LET THEM EAT LESS!

Since she feels entitled to give unsolicited advice to poor people, I'll retort with unsolicited advice to her that she might want to fire her hair stylist.

Millionaire Vivienne Westwood Has Some Advice For Poor People

America's Favorite Quack Gets Gobsmacked by Twitter. God Bless You All.

Doctor of Quack-Douchery meets the real world.

America's quack Dr. Oz asks people to ask him questions on Twitter. Hilariously, the results aren't quite what he expected.

Florida's Douchery Knows No Bounds

Ever Wanted A Fool-Proof Test of Douchery?

 

Fool-Proof Test That Separates The Douches from the Rest of Us:

 

DOES THAT PERSON TRY TO PASS LAWS THAT GIVE PEOPLE LICENSE TO FIRE EMPLOYEES AND TURN AWAY CUSTOMERS BECAUSE OF THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

 

Yes = Douche

Texas Lawmaker Wants Constitutional 'License To Discriminate' Against LGBT Workers And Customers

Douchey Website Streams People's Home Security Cams Without Permission

Regardless of the reason, this is the height of douchery. Really Creepy Website Streams Home Security Cameras for Strangers

South Carolina Exit Asks Racist Questions

'Overtly racist' South Carolina exit poll asked if blacks are 'too demanding' of equal rights

Douche, Party of One! Douche, Party of One!

Ever wondered how to spot a douchenozzle in the wild?

Trending: News anchor breaks it down on set, co-anchor not amused

Ft. Lauderdouche Police Arresting People Who Feed Starving Homeless

90-year-old Florida man charged for feeding homeless people

Ride-Share App Gouges Riders' Bank Accounts on Halloween Weekend

Surge pricing angers Uber riders

Homophobic Bully Taken Down By Onlookers at D/FW

This is a little over a week old but I've had new douchenozzles make it into the newsfeeds that kept preempting my ability to feature this guy.  This homophobic douchenozzle was caught on vide verbally and physically abusing a fellow traveler at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport.  However, you will feel your heart soar with renewed faith in humanity when the bystanders swarm the douchenozzle and take him down until security could arrive and haul him away.

Onlookers Use Force to Subdue Homophobic Bully After Rant Gets Physical

It is always possible to be nice.

Both Parties Demonstrating They Are All On One Team: TEAM DOUCHENOZZLE

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Both parties trying new un-American tactic of public shaming to "get out the vote."  So, this is me doing my own All-American tactic of publicly shaming both parties for acting like douchenozzles.

Both parties trying new get-out-the-vote tactic for midterm elections - public shaming

Douche Dynasty Dad Whips Up Christian Hysteria in Houston

Someone needs to remind Phil and the other Ducks that it is actually possible to be a Christian in this world without being a Douche about it!

Duck Dynasty Dad Warns #IStandSunday Believers They're Headed For Jail For Being Christian

Homophobic Pastor Claims Gay Clientele at Starbucks are Responsible for Ebola

Coincidentally, this blog was just posted from....STARBUCKS!

Starbola: Pastor Claims Gays Are Spreading Ebola At Starbucks (Video)

For more info on Pastor Manning's douchebagginess just glance through his church's Wiki page.

World's Worst Parents Prank Son by Telling Him He has Ebola and Uploading the Video!

ANOTHER DAILY DOUBLE!

These parents are so douchey that a single douchenozzle was not strong enough.

 

Wearing face masks and protective gear, the parents tell their son he has contracted the deadly virus as he bursts into tears.
Watch heartless parents prank their child into thinking he has EBOLA

Senator Drops F-Bomb While Making Jokes About White Male Privilege and Baptists

Well known Republican Senator and amateur comedian, Lindsey Graham, cemented his re-election (and apparently shore up his prospects for the presidency) with some decidedly un-hilarious douchey attempts at humor while speaking to the all-male "Hiberian Society" in Charleston, South Carolina.

Here's some choice zingers:

"I'm trying to help you with your tax status," Graham says in the recording. "I'm sorry the government's so fucked up. If I get to be president, white men in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency."

When you're done laughing, check out this killer bit:

 "We got any Presbyterians here? We got any Baptists? They're the ones that drink and don't admit it."  

This is why God created the "Jesus Facepalm"

Lindsey Graham was joking about white men and male-only clubs. But he probably shouldn't.

Any Man Who "Catcalls" or Otherwise Harasses a Woman is a Douchenozzle

 

 

If you are a man and you've ever even once "catcalled" or otherwise harassed a woman, you are not only a Douchenozzle but you have an embarrassingly small shriveled up penis.

It's not nice.

Stop it.

Hidden camera captures street harassment

World of Nice People

I'm working on it.  I fail sometimes, but I'm at least trying.  Why don't we all give it a try.

NJ Teacher Resigns After Publicly Mocking Student's Name Like An Immature Schoolgirl

Proof that douchenozzles are not limited to one gender. Wayne, N.J. Teacher Resigns After Facebook Post Mocking Student's Name With Curse Word

Republican Activist Tweets Plan for Muslim Genocide

Not content with using his Twitter account to mock Trayvon Martin and transgendered people and providing guidance on how to deal with the Ebola panic "The protocol for a positive Ebola test should be immediate humane execution and sanitization of the whole area. That will save lives."  Former Executive Director of the South Carolina Republican Party (resigned after 3 months) Todd Kincannon continues his reign of douchery with today's despicable contribution encouraging genocide of Muslims:

 



 



*Update:  Twitter has apparently suspended his account finally.  Huzzah!



In the spirit of being nice...

Douche. Cunt. Tomato. Tomato. Potato. Potato.

"The Great State of Texas" Becomes "The Embarrassing State of Douchebaggery"

Texas Denies Girl Driver's License Because She Has Two Moms, One Of Whom Is Houston's Mayor

Privileged Douche Doesn't Want to Give Candy to "Poor" Trick-or-Treaters

Recently, the "Dear Prudence" advice column on Slate.com ran this query from a bigoted cheapskate douchenozzle who doesn't want to give candy to the kids from "poor neighborhoods" who come by her house on Halloween.  After all, doesn't she give enough money towards social services already?

Douchenozzle.

Here's her query and Prudence's response:

Dear Prudence,
 I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, but on one of the more “modest” streets—mostly doctors and lawyers and family business owners. (A few blocks away are billionaires, families with famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I have noticed that on Halloween, what seems like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween isn’t a social service or a charity in which I have to buy candy for less fortunate children. Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible person, because what’s the big deal about making less fortunate kids happy on a holiday? But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services. Should Halloween be a neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds for their kids?

—Halloween for the 99 Percent

Dear 99,
 In the urban neighborhood where I used to live, families who were not from the immediate area would come in fairly large groups to trick-or-treat on our streets, which were safe, well-lit, and full of people overstocked with candy. It was delightful to see the little mermaids, spider-men, ghosts, and the occasional axe murderer excitedly run up and down our front steps, having the time of their lives. So we’d spend an extra $20 to make sure we had enough candy for kids who weren’t as fortunate as ours. There you are, 99, on the impoverished side of Greenwich or Beverly Hills, with the other struggling lawyers, doctors, and business owners. Your whine makes me kind of wish that people from the actual poor side of town come this year not with scary costumes but with real pitchforks. Stop being callous and miserly and go to Costco, you cheapskate, and get enough candy to fill the bags of the kids who come one day a year to marvel at how the 1 percent live.

—Prudie

Click below to see the entire column for that day.
Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick-or-Treating in Mine.

Author Calls for Southern States to Secede and Form New "Traditional Values" Country called "Reagan"

Our first DAILY DOUBLE Douchenozzle! He's just that awful! Not only does Douglas MacKinnon want South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida to secede from the USA and form their own country based on his own distorted view of what "traditional values" are (racist, homophobic, theocratic), he wants to name the new country "Reagan." Oh, and sad for me, but Texas is sadly not allowed to secede with those other three states because....alas....we allow Mexicans to cross our border. *sniffle*

Author Wants Southern States To Secede Over Gay Rights, Name New Country 'Reagan'

Catholic School Cancels Film Shooting Because It Features Lesbian Couple

Julianne Moore and Ellen Page's Lesbian Drama Barred From Shooting at Catholic School - Hollywood Reporter Click Here if the Embed Above Doesn't Work

Is "Douche" a better white racial slur than "Honky," "Whitey," or "Cracker"?

The article linked below is pretty interesting, but while "Douchebag" may be commonly restricted to "white males," I think we here at DEMONSTRABLE DOUCHERY take a more progressive approach to the term (and it's various sub-forms).  Basically, we are spotlighting (and shaming) people who treat others in an unkind and mean way but do so to a grandiose and abhorrent level.  Not surprisingly, this means the vast majority of "Douchenozzles", "Douchebags", "Douchewaffles", and "Douchecanoes" happen to be of the white male variety.  And also not surprisingly, they seem to most often fall into the rabidly partisan right wing politically. 

How about we all just be nice to our fellow humans and stop being douches and maybe we can let all these labels and epithets fall by the wayside.

It's a beautiful world out there.  Stop being a dick, a douche, or whatever.

"Douchebag": The White Racial Slur We've All Been Waiting For

Ohio Woman Lies About Having Ebola Because...Douchenozzle

Ohio Woman Lies About Ebola Symptoms to Get Quicker Hospital Treatment

Judge Brings Douchery To New Level—Denies Woman Maternity Leave then Berates Her

Judge Denies Woman Delay For Maternity Leave, Then Berates Her For Bringing Baby To Court

Pastor Declares Ebola is God's Punishment on Obama

 

 

John Hagee: Ebola is God's punishment for Obama 'dividing Jerusalem'